I Am The Only Gentleman (rock) by Shawn Kichta
Nice!
In a house full of girls, it's just me
I love our neighbors. They are great, all of them. I love their kids. So when the wife invited them over for an after Christmas “play date”, I had no complaints. And then she left me alone with them to go out shopping.
Luckily, I did not have to work today.
Things were mostly good, but as the day progressed, the younger ones kept “bugging” the older ones, and the older ones kept complaining. It was like a day long, never-ending game of “She’s touching me!” “I’m not touching you” “She’s touching me!”. And then there’s the two year old, who wants to be a part of everything.
So I separated them. I told the older ones, “If you don’t want them bugging you, go up in your room”.
After awhile, the little ones were knocking on the older one’s door. Bugging them.
So I separated them… again.
A little later, the older one came to me and said, “Dad, they won’t stop texting us”. Really? Really!?!
The technological age is great, and I love it, but now I have to stop electronic versions of “She’s touching me!” “I’m not touching you” “She’s touching me!”??? REALLY?!?
So Santa brought me the BEST gift in my stocking; a BLACK umbrella. So now I don’t have to use the pink one.
Or the other pink one.
Or the flower one.
Sitting at the kitchen table, and the littlest one blurts out, “I want an Eye Patch Touch!”
Too, too funny! 😀
The little one just got in trouble. She got into the cabinets in our “library” (living room) where we keep some of the kid’s games and craft activities. One of those activities is a “spa day”, complete with nail polish.
Yep, nail polish.
Not only did she get it on the carpet (thank goodness it’s WHITE), but she also got it on her lips… Two days before Christmas!
I was like, “you’re not supposed to eat it!”
OK, here is the entire reason why I made this site; to post this song.
The story behind this is that my wife and I were doing our Christmas card, which said “Comfort and Joy” at the top of it and had a picture of our whole family (5 girls and me), and she said, jokingly, “I am the only gentleman!”. It prompted me to start writing a “twisted” version of the song.
And this is the result. Watch for a more rocking version soon.
I Am The Only Gentleman by Shawn Kichta
OK, here is the entire reason why I made this site; to post this song.
Christmas Hype Will Drive Your Children To Insanity explains it all. Extremely funny!
My littlest one just said that at lunch.
“Mmmm, chocolate jelly juice, it’s my favorite!”
I have no idea what it means or where she got it.
[singlepic id=7 w=225 h=300 mode=web20|watermark float=right]Last night we took all the girls (except the oldest, she was working) to our youngest’s Christmas Pageant. It was wonderful and painful all at the same time. Our daughter performed wonderfully, and we got some nice video, except for at the end when all of the other parents lost control of their kids and let them roam through the aisles so they could see.
What is with that? I kept MY girls in line, even though they were complaining that they couldn’t see either.
Then, of course, the video camera we were using ran out of room on the card (because I still need to teach Mee Mee how to get them off there) right before the song that we really wanted to capture. We still got it using our still camera to take video, but it was dark and hard to see. And while I was taking that, I was switching out the card on the video camera.
Again, of course, the card wasn’t formatted for that particular camera, and I had to format it all the while still trying to capture video of the performance (because I live with 5 girls and they don’t know how).
Went and had cookies and punch afterwards. All in all a good time.
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